WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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