So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i dont even know how to be here
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
