i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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