I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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