I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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