Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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