she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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