were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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