come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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