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(716): View more from New York

speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms

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(301): View more from Maryland

Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.

(201): View more from New Jersey

I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.

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(925): View more from California

she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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(678): View more from Georgia

Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.

(404): View more from Georgia

We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.

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(607): View more from New York

I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead

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