She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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