I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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