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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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