Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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