never play flip cup with pint glasses
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Drake has all the answers
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
