Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I need moral support for this bender
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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