Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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