Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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