me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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