Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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