Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im holly from the hills drunk
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
