Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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