The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
operation harelip BJ is a go
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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