i don't like sucking hair
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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