i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You need a sexual gate keeper
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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