She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You dont lie about slip and slides
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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