Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Terrible idea I love it
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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