i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
