hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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