Porn is love you can see.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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