Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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