There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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