If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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