try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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