dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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