What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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