soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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