May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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