Where is the hickey?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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