i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Drunk is a universal language darling
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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