We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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