He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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