we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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