This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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