So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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