I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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