If i come over, it means nothing
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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