so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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