In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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