How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
