I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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