Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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