We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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